August 16, 2011
Chicken Caesar

“A cowardly Italian General is forced to go to war”

Benicio Al Acarte liked the army. He understood it and he liked to think it understood him too. He knew that the Army wasn’t just a fighting force but was also a massive bureaucracy that needed to be organised and for 27years that’s exactly what he did. But now, after rising to the rank of General, a new government mandate means he has to see active duty or risk losing his commission. Will the prince of pencil pushers be able to prove himself in battle? Can he use his mastery of Army bureaucracy to prove that the pen really is mightier than the sword? Or will he be forced into a situation that puts him and his men at risk?

Suggested catchphrase: “cappuccino non tappo in culo

June 25, 2011
Dear in the Headlights

“The show that lets couples prove how much they really trust each other”

How much do you trust your husband? What about your wife? And how much do you think they trust you? In this high stakes reality show two couples are each given the keys to the car of their dreams. One spouse must then drive at 60mph past their partner. The one who gets closest each round wins a point and each partner gets a turn. First couple to 5 points wins the car. Would you trust your significant other with your life for a car? Could your relationship survive even if you did? And are you sure that leaving the dishes for someone else to do all these years was really the most prudent decision? 

Suggested catchphrase: “The show where the only thing more scared than the contestants is our public liability insurer”

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