“A heterosexual plumber takes a job on a Gay cruise”
Freddy Holguin always fancied himself a bit of a ladies man. He knew all the lines, knew all the moves and kept a copy of ‘The Game’ on his bedside table. So when the opportunity to work on a singles’ cruise in the Bahamas came up he leapt at the opportunity to combine work with pleasure. But something is a bit different on the SS Longshaft and it’s not until they’ve left port that Freddy realises he’s the only heterosexual man on the entire ship. Can Freddy overcome his own hyper-hetero prejudices to make the most of his trip? Will he be able to woo the only woman on board, the lovely Miss Corriander? And what about Smoke Bone, the ship’s entertainer who has taken a liking to Freddy and wont take straight for an answer?
Suggested catchphrase: “1,2.. 34… 623…” (Freddy’s running tally of seamen jokes while onboard)